Sometimes I pee in the shower. Because…why not? Its not weird. Really. It’s not. Someone once told me you are supposed to pee in the shower because it keeps athlete’s foot at bay. Perhaps that is what made me start peeing in the shower. Fear of athlete’s foot. But there is something so nice about being in a hot shower and needing to pee and just doing it then and there. I suddenly want to take shower.
There was a point in my life where I believed I could have absolutely anything I wanted. I blame my parents for this. They have always encouraged me to dream big and chase after those dreams. Encouragers through and through. But that’s not really how life works out. I won’t actually get to marry a prince. I will never have wild amounts of money. Or live in a castle. I will have to work for the rest of my life. And all of those things are ok. I just wish I hadn’t had my hopes set on something else for so many years.
Someone recently commented about how I have a pretty pessimistic outlook when it comes to love. I hadn’t really thought about it in those terms. I’m not really a negative person. Pessimism sounds like such a negative word. But I suppose if I am being honest with myself then I would have to admit that the words of this person ring true.
I may or may not have eaten Chickfila twice in one day last week. Sweet baby Jesus. I love that chicken. In my mouth.
I think I may be going crazy. I don’t really know what else to say about this. Except for that it’s an actual thing. Not a joke.
I have been having the most vivid dreams lately. Dreaming about people I shouldn’t. I love sleeping. I love the feeling of laying my head down at the end of each day. Thinking about something or someone lovely. Smiling. And then closing my eyes while my thoughts swim around in my head for a while. Once all is calm I can finally let go. Of everything. And this is when the dreaming begins. When everything and nothing meet inside my head. The colors are vibrant. And I always seem slightly disappointed when I wake up. Because that dream is snatched away from me and I am brought back to reality. I wake up in my delicious bed. I stretch out and roll around. Trying to slip back into my dream. And then it is gone. I am fully awake. Facing a new day.
While I was on a walk with my Pilote in Maine this summer we starting talking about the future. I admitted that something that has been consuming me lately is the idea of buying a house. I’m not really in a place where I should buy a house right now. But I want one. I want a place that is mine. Something I can do anything and everything to. A place that I can fill with my belongings. One of the biggest reasons I want a house is because I sort of daydream about being that person who hosts things all of the time. I love have people over. For dinner. For drinks. To watch a movie. For a party. For a holiday. Or just because. I love hosting. And I love the idea of having a place that allows me to do that more often. I feel like I will be more of an adult once that happens.
I clearly need a sugardaddy. Or sugarmama.
Friday. I wake up. Naturally by 8:30am. Gross. I wake very suddenly. I roll back over immediately to try and go back to sleep. It doesn’t happen. I get up and pee. Crawl back into my bed. And try to sleep. Nothing. I stare up at my ceiling fan for several minutes. And finally decide to just get up and start my day. I shower. I consider cleaning my room and after looking around instantly change my mind. I head downstairs. Put an apron on. Turn on some music. And start washing the dishes. Have I ever admitted that I sort of love doing the dishes? It’s apparently a thing. I wash several loads. By hand. I am patiently waiting for the maintenance guy to show up. I sort of daydream about this person I have never met. I imagine he is rugged. And sexy. And that when he shows up at my door he will instantly be taken with me. Because I am lovely. And in an apron. I continue to clean my kitchen. Because it is terrible. And needs it. Once that was completed. I clean my living room. And then decide to make a pizza from scratch. The maintenance guy finally shows up to fix my washer/dryer. Let me assure you he did not look anything like what I imagined. I sort of smirk at this. And continue cooking. I realize the guy is taking too long and let my people know I am going to be running late for work. He finally finishes up. I take my apron off. Grab my bag and head out the door. All before noon. It’s amazing what all you can accomplish when you wake up before ten.
I think one day someone is going to be very lucky to have me. Because I am adorable. And sometimes sexy. Because I am honest. And loyal. Positive. Funny. Nerdy. Inquisitive. Because I laugh. A lot. Because I am just me. It doesn’t hurt that I have an amazing chest. It doesn’t hurt that I have a “great personality.” Some day someone will be lucky to have me. Even though it seems like such a foreign concept to me right now. I can’t imagine that someone will get me to settle down. But if it happens, that person will be lucky.
I was looking at a mid century modern sofa on craigslist. I do that from time to time. Even though I don’t have room for any new furniture. I still have to look because you never know what you could be missing. Anyway, I was looking at this sofa. And I remarked, “Oh, it’s so ugly sexy.” My sister had no clue what I was talking about. I scrolled through more of the pictures and felt myself falling in love alittle more. I laughed and handed my phone to her and said, “Yes, it’s ugly, but it’s ugly sexy.” She wasn’t a fan. But I think ‘ugly, sexy’ is a new thing. Sort of like ‘skinny, fat.’
I was at a dinner party this past week that was quite lovely. Great food. Great friends. You can’t ask for much more. But there was a moment in the night where several people stepped outside to smoke. And in their time away the conversation moved to Star Trek. Now, let me just say that I don’t really think there is anything wrong with Star Trek. I grew up with a dad and brother who watched it. A lot. I remember possibly even attending a convention when I was really young. I am not stranger to the Star Trek. I could possibly even have an intelligent conversation about the topic. But my friends really started geeking out. Hard. Over Star Trek. I sort of smiled and let it happen for a few minutes. The conversation got even more involved and without even thinking I yelled out something along the lines of, “I don’t know that I could be any dryer right now. Yep, this conversation is literally drying me out” all while pointing to my lady parts. Ha. My mother would be so proud. Except that is a lie. She would be mortified that I said anything like that. But I did. And it was funny. And it still makes me laugh thinking about it now. Days later.
I’m eating Shock Tarts right now. Do you remember those? They are my childhood.
Radiohead. I continue to fall even more into them. In Rainbows. I mean seriously. It is the soundtrack to my life right now. I. Cannot. Get. Enough. The Reckoner. Weird Fish. Videotape. So stinkin’ good.
I spell wierd incorrectly. Because ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’. Get it together English language.
I want tacos. All. Of. The. Time. I had tacos four times this week. And I still want tacos. Right now.
Fuel City!
The first person to grab my boobs was Lee. Lee Havard. I was in Year 7 or 8 at the Daventry William Parker School. We were out on the green back behind the gym. Several students were roaming around. Eating their lunches. I can’t for the life of me remember who I was with. But I was standing next to a friend. And Lee walked right up to me. And put his hands on my breasts. And then immediately ran away. I was an early bloomer. Although I imagine it was a little more difficult to tell under our school uniforms. But I will never forget his gumption. Just walked right up to me and grabbed what he wanted. It sort of makes me giggle now. But at the time I can assure you I was absolutely mortified. Puberty. Is. So. Terrible.
In one of my scene shop classes a year or two later my so called “best friend” at the time stepped behind me and lifted my skirt up for the entire world to see my knickers. This person did a lot of not great things to me. Hence the quotation marks listed above.
We are apparently just taking a trip down memory lane. It makes me want some fish and chips. And just another visit back to England. It was such a lifetime ago.
I have a new show crush. Per usual. Actually I have a couple on this show. But no show crush can ever compare to my last show crush. Or can it? Imma gonna go with no. But maybe.
Someone. Take me to a baseball game. Pronto.
Last night I had a date night with my frand, Sam. She is one of my favorites. Ever. And I haven’t seen much of her since I have been back…even though we work in the same building. We watched Inside Out. Being a giant Pixar fan, it of course made my day. Then we went to a bar on lower Greenville and spent an hour or two catching up. I admitted that lately I have felt like I am going crazy. Re the aforementioned thought. I am starting to feel myself losing it. I couldn’t quite put into words what I am/have been feeling as of late. But I’m starting to think I should actually go see someone about it. I don’t feel like myself all of the time. It’s not depression. It’s not anxiety. I don’t know what it is. But it’s starting to creep into my life more and more. And I don’t like it. I don’t like not feeling in control all of the time. I think having an outlet….having someone to talk to…that doesn’t know anything about my life…or the players in it…could be such a nice thing for me. Perhaps I will treat myself!
Today seems like a great day to go for a run. And a swim. It will be the first run I have gone on since I hurt my foot in Maine. I’ve been nervous about it. It’s still tender. And I don’t want to hurt it more. Hmm. We will see what happens I guess.
I am working with a new stage manager right now. And I have to say, I love working with new people. There is something to be said about working with people over and over. You learn each other’s styles and how to read what the person you are working with wants or needs. It can be pretty fantastic. But. I am loving learning someone else’s style right now. It’s exhilarating. And refreshing. And extremely beneficial.
Yesterday, as I was ending my work day, my Leos called me. It was such a surprise. And much needed. The call didn’t last very long because of poor reception but we texted back and forth for a long time after that. I told him that he looked skinny in his pictures. He agreed he had lost weight. And cue Megan adding tons of food to his care package. I can’t have my boo shriveling up on me. Protein it is.
I miss him terribly. Not really any differently than I thought would happen. I just. I feel. I think he was such a big part of me, that now he is gone I am feeling that in my personality. Is that a thing?
I had a grilled cheese last night. I don’t eat grilled cheeses. Ever. It stems from years of cafeteria food whilst growing up I think. Tomato soup and grilled cheese day was one of my all time least favorites. But I love cheese. And I love bread. And I love bacon. Avocado. And jalapenos. So when thinking about all of these things together. It seems pretty Heavenly. So I sucked it up and I ordered this grilled cheese stuffed with deliciousness. And it was worth it. Maybe I don’t really hate grilled cheeses any more. God knows I love tomato soup now. I think having multiple tomato soup shooters at Rachel’s wedding a couple years ago really sealed that deal for me.
Speaking of Rachel. I have this fancy dinner to go to next week. It’s a tradition with this group of friends. And I am supposed to take a date. And I have no clue who to take. I mean, this is my group of non theater friends. My ‘normals’ if you will. We all work in the arts. But it’s different. And it’s hard to know who I want to introduce into that. Plus it’s semi fancy. Which means I will shave my legs, wear a dress, wear makeup, and likely trade in my glasses for my contacts. Adulting is hard, y’all.
Postsecret still makes me so very happy. I get giddy when I realize new secrets are out. It doesn’t matter that I used to share that with you. Because it started as my thing and is my thing again. Without you.
I don’t want to clean my room. Ever. So what if I still haven’t unpacked from Maine. So what if there are piles of clothes everywhere. So what if there is barely space to walk around the bed. So what. I don’t wanna. And you can’t make me.
I want to someone to find me simply irresistible. Is that too much to ask for? There are millions of people out there is this great big world. Can there not be one person? Preferably someone I also find to be irresistible. K. Thanks.
Chocolate covered strawberries. These should be in my future. Oh, and a trip to the Emporium Pies!
Enough of these thoughts. Time to lay poolside and get some color back on my skin. My freckles are trying to retreat. And it just isn’t time for that yet.